[This rasslin' mega-party is FREE and ALL-AGES! 21+ to drink, content may not be suitable for kids.]
Hot Box Diner and Mama Noy’s
An endless stretch of beige punctuated by cutting blue - twin biomes of winter and summer. The tundra stretches in teal shelves in every direction, and there's no fighting and no slamming. We thirst for battle, we thirst for beer, we thirst for vibrantly colored sodas!
But what's that??? In the middle of the icy-hot nowhere, A RING OF TRVEST WRESTING!
AN OASIS OF PARTY VIOLENCE!
Snowmen and cacti party as one! Goggled vultures bodyslam cow skulls! Snakes 'n' scorpions wearing winter scarves chant for SOUTHWESTERN BOODSHED! Blessed 4th Tap beer flows forth! Swigs of ILLEGAL SODA proclaim THE ULTIMATE SEASON!
Enter the Igloos of sand...drink from the rare rock springs of bluish green liquid. The burning HIDDEN VALLEY awaits your arrival, the freezing CLIFFS OF DEW sprawl beyond!
A burst of cold air in a tumbleweed plane; is this SLAMTA FE? No, it's...BAJA BLAST!